Call the Dessert

November 28, 2023
The only thing that’s fun about this jail cell is calling the dessert. Every day as Hermana Johnson and I walk to lunch we try to guess what the dessert is. I’m winning so far.
The Latinos destroyed the Americans in the prank war. So somehow the Latinos took apart the Americans bunk bed with nail clippers and put the pieces in the shower and then they put the mattresses in the shower too. They then taped their keys to the ceiling and taped chairs upside down to the ceiling and taped their irons to ceilings too. they also put baby powder on their pillows.
So this week I went to the enfirma because I somehow messed up my foot so I went to check it out and they said I could only talk in Spanish but I don't know any Spanish regarding health so I was just standing there awkwardly trying to explain I can't walk. I’m doing much better now. They literally gave me icy hot and sent me on my way. lol I don't even use it. My foot just got better on its own.
I’ve been playing tons of volleyball and its mostly elders playing so it gets intense. I hold my own really well and I’m really popular with the elders lolololol. I dive a lot for the ball and everyone starts screaming when I dive and save the ball and stuff so I’m a pretty big deal. jk jk jk i did mess up my arms and knees and stuff from playing so much but I’m getting really well.
That’s about all I got. if you have any questions about my life just ask. I’m so bored here. Only two ish more weeks
Hermana Crandall
lol so some elders stole my camera while I wasn’t looking and took a bunch of photos. The latinos love to photo bomb.

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