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Call the Dessert

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November 28, 2023 The only thing that’s fun about this jail cell is calling the dessert. Every day as Hermana Johnson and I walk to lunch we try to guess what the dessert is. I’m winning so far. The Latinos destroyed the Americans in the prank war. So somehow the Latinos took apart the Americans bunk bed with nail clippers and put the pieces in the shower and then they put the mattresses in the shower too. They then taped their keys to the ceiling and taped chairs upside down to the ceiling and taped their irons to ceilings too. they also put baby powder on their pillows. So this week I went to the enfirma because I somehow messed up my foot so I went to check it out and they said I could only talk in Spanish but I don't know any Spanish regarding health so I was just standing there awkwardly trying to explain I can't walk. I’m doing much better now. They literally gave me icy hot and sent me on my way. lol I don't even use it. My foot just got better on its own. I...

PRANK WARRRRSSS

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November 21, 2019 So, my schedule is literally the same every day. I don’t do anything interesting. I wake up, eat breakfast, learn Spanish and then eat food and then learn more Spanish and then back to sleep. I am going crazy. I went to the temple today. It was so much fun. I was really confused because everything was in Spanish. It was rough, but the temple was beautiful. All of us hermanas in my district bought matching bracelets while we were there. So, some elders are doing a prank war and us hermanas have been helping them with ideas. Some pranks were toilet papering their apartments. Cups of water everywhere. kool aid in the shower. tide pods in the shower which was my favorite and such. winner between the Americans vs Latinos wins 40$ so far it's the Latinos because the Americans can't come up with good pranks. We did a service project and I destroyed my hands. I have 6 blisters. One is huge which I named big bertha and a little one named baby bertha. Hermana J...

uuummm idk what to put in the subject line. imagine me doing peace signs

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November 14, 2019 Somehow, idk how, I am losing weight in the MTC. Don’t worry, I actually eat all the food but Hermana Johnson and I go to the gym every day and lift weights so I am getting swole. We did a service project this week. We cleaned some old houses that were on the CCM and we found an old sprite bottle behind one of the couches unopened and Hermana Johnson and I and some other sisters took a swig of the sprite. It was made in 2019 so it’s not that old but we think it expired in April. idk, we can’t speak Spanish so who knows what will happen. probably not the wisest decision to do but hey, yolo. Hermana Johnson and I got these cool ctr rings from la tienda. I’ll send a picture of them later, once I figure out how to put pictures on the computers and such. I can now recite the first vision and the missionary objective in Spanish. The Spanish is rough. I’m slowly getting but sometimes Hermana Johnson and I get so frustrated we just take a walk around the CCM to cle...

I made it!

November 9, 2019 Wow I am dead tired. I really just need a big Mac and a nap. I got sick off of the waffles lol. besides that the food is pretty good. I keep trying new things. today is a half prep day, so my P-days are on Thursday. The airport was terrible. As I was boarding the plan in Salt Lake, I can see my bag in the middle of the tar mat by itself and my other bag on the baggage cart driving in the opposite direction. I was like great just my luck. the flight from SLC to LA was delayed because it was over by 1000 lbs we literally had to defuel and take off luggage. that's what we get for flying with literally 40 missionaries, we counted. it was sooo funny. then the flight from LA to Mexico was delayed because of something and then we circled over the Mexico airport for an hour because of how bad the rain was. I was on the plan for 6 hours eating the Texas Roadhouse rolls in stuffed in my carry on and biscoff cookies they gave us. they gave us pizza when we finally got to ...