Just a bunch of funny stories

December 5, 2019
So I’m known here for being super clumsy. Like super clumsy, and some elders literally won’t let me hold anything cuz I trip all the time or fall all the time or drop things on accident all the time and once at dinner I was grabbing a knife and I accidentally threw it across the room and as it was flying. I CAUGHT IT. And I was like looking around to see who saw me catch this flying knife and this elder is just staring at me dumbfounded and then just screams THAT WAS AWESOME! It was like that one scene in Incredibles where that little kid yells THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED. yeah, I felt pretty cool.
Another funny clumsy story was I was literally just walking down the hall and for some reason my ankle gave out on me and I just like face planted and some elders just turn around and stare at me and I just laid there on the floor. Then we all just started laughing and I’m still laying on the floor and everyone was like that was the quietest fall I’ve ever heard. Needless to say I am very clumsy.
So, me and a couple elders play this game where we hit the back of each other’s knees to make each other fall and I am sooo good at it. Like no elder has been able to get me but I was in the store and this elder came up behind me and busted the back of my knees in and I just dropped to the floor and all these elders started screaming and were like WE DID IIIITTT WE GOT HER and I died. It was sooo funny
Ooof the worst one was I was in a devotional and I had a mouth full of water and for some reason Hermana Johnson squeezes my cheeks and water goes everywhere. It was a good thing we weren't sitting by anyone but we were silently laughing and Hermana Johnson is soaked in water and there is water literally everywhere and we were dying.
I play kickball a lot and I dove for this ball that was kicked really high and it hit my arm super hard and I didn't think anything of it when I caught it but it left a huuuuuuge soccer ball mark on my arm. The picture attached does not do it justice for how bad the mark was.
I figured out how to do a question mark ??????? BOO YAH so that’s it. I’ve peaked. It’s down hill from now lol jk not really.
ok here is a spiritual story
So, we skype members a lot and members volunteer at the CCM and we were talking with this one member and we got to know him and I forgot what we taught him but he started bearing his testimony and even though I couldn't understand literally a single word because he talked so fast, the spirit was so strong and there was just this huge overwhelm of peace and love and it was awesome and once he finished we didn't even say anything because it was sooooo powerful. It was soooo cool.
Well how is everyone! I’m going to make y'all jealous by saying that I am sunburned. it is soooo hot here. Sometimes for gym, Hermana Johnson and I lay out on the grass and sleep.

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